So my mom is calling out from work for me because MY PHONE DECIDES TO BE A SHIT EVEN THO I GOT PAID AND NOT AUTOMATICALLY TOP UP FOR ENOUGHT MONEY TO BE THERE FOR ME TO MAKE A FUCKING CALL.

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radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

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