whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
I like to think that whenever a random song pops in my head that my soulmate is listening to that song
China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)
- "White people, sheesh"
- "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
- "It is a matter of gay or death"
- "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
- "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
- "You an ass"
- "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
- "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
- "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
- "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
- "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
- "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
- "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
- "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
- "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
- "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
- "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
- "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
- "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
- "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"